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How to make a Cat blood cake (Title)
This dish could make a spirit dog come to life with just one bite, not only that, but this dish could also contain cat eyeball soup when being made by a wizard/witch. (Goal)
Follow this recipe if your dogs are hungry at home (Ingredients) – /IM JOKING > PLEASE DON’T!!
- 5 teaspoons of cat snot
- 2 rotten eggs/Include the shells
- 2 in a half cups of goosebump powder that is from a witches toilet
- 150 grams of cat fur
- 12 cat toe nails
- 2 cups of cat eye juice
- A bombay (black) cat’s tail
- Two cat fangs
- 29 dark souls from a haunted river
Equipment:
- A spoon – ofc
- A 6 metres cake pan
- A vampire’s hand that is about 89.2 celcius
- An oven that is about 50 years old
- Measurement cups
- A black cat
Method:
1> First add in 5 teaspoons of cat snot, then the 2 rotten eggs with the shells, mix until it becomes a kind of thin texture, add in 2 in a half cups of goosebumps powder from a witches toilet and mix for 5-10 minutes
2> Second, add 150 grams of cat fur, make sure that the cat fur is at least poured in hot water first for 10 minutes before putting it in the mixture
3> Third, cut up the 12 cat toe nails till it looks as small as an ant, sprinkle it in the mixture then start mixing again, add 2 cups of cat eye juice and then leave it in the fridge for 20 minutes and make sure that it’s not covered by anything except for the cold
4> Fourth, catch a Bombay cat and chop off its tail, start cutting off the fur and inside, then leave the naked tail on the side. When the mixture is finished in the fridge for 20 minutes, bring it out and cast 29 dark souls from a haunted river.
5> Fifth, put it in the oven for an hour and make sure to always check on it. When it finishes, bring it out and you should find it half way cooked, this is when you bring in the naked bombay cat tail and squeeze out the blood from the tail, spread the blood with a knife all over the cake then put the two cat fangs on the cake and then your done
A beautiful dish just for a dead dog,